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Abel Moore was an American teenager who killed himself on October 29, 2011. His "Newgrounds.com" account "Sonicflare9" contains some of his last known activity. If you are feeling any thoughts of suicide, please do not hesitate to call 1-800-273-8255.
Age 28, Male
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Well,I come home from school!
And then I learned my leasons!
And Then I work with my laptop!
And so it ends!!
Terrible.
Okay, so I was stupid enough to, after going to a Taco bell, have a nice dip at the city pool. I'm getting ready to walk over to the shallow end when I see this smoking hot blonde chick about to dive in. Now this is bad enough as is, as I am so prone to getting massive boners from seeing even average looking girls in swimwear. Anyway, she sees me right before diving in and we exchange awkward glances. I saw that she had braces and my dick woke up almost instantaneously. The shit felt like it was about to rip a hole through my pants and fly off into that chick's rack. So without thinking, I try to hide my rager, which only makes me look like a bigger creep. I slipped into the deep end and I didn't have any arm floaties or a water weenie, so I did what any black man does in water: I started freaking the EVER LIVING FUCK out and flailed my arms like a madman. In my panic, my asshole explodes and I let out a massive brown cloud of diarrhea shit in the water like an octopus inkspray. Just barley, I could hear muffled screaming, people getting out of the pool. I had no idea what was going on. There was shit in my eyes and mouth and still gushing from my ass, so all I could do was float, and hope God would take pity on me and I'd drown in my shit. Instead, I calmed down and was able to resurface. I got a firm grip on the edge and emerged from the liquid feces. I wiped the shit from my eyes when I realize I'm naked and drenched in my own filth like a shitty swamp monster. Everyone is staring at me in shock and horror before they run away screaming. I tried to shout out to apologize but instead I just made a gargling sound with shitwater spewing from my mouth. I tried to run away but instead I slipped, hitting my head on the asphalt and getting knocked out cold. I awoke in the hospital to be told that I have to pay expenses for the pool, in addition to being called "The Shit Monster" by the city for the rest of my life.
Just only a fine Saturday
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